“I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.” 
― C.S. Lewis

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.” 
― Garrison Keillor

“Above all else, guard your heart for it affects everything else you do.” 
― Holy Bible

“Thou hast made us for thyself, O Lord, and our heart is restless until it finds its rest in thee.” 
― Augustine of Hippo

“I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it.” 
― Alice Walker

“A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.” 
― Carl Sandburg

“the first quality of an honest man is contempt for religion, which would have us afraid of the most natural thing in the world, which is death; and would have us hate the one beautiful thing destiny has given us, which is life.” 
― Umberto Eco

“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.” 
― Jon Stewart